Now, some may tell you it was Dany Heatley that brought me to the San Jose video site this morning. Others, Craig Rivet. Joe Thornton, maybe. But frankly, I don't remember.
And it doesn't matter, because being a weirdo brought upon these two gems that I would like to share.
First off...lets get to know Craigory a bit better.
- I think Craig should have had a guest spot on Desperate Housewives...just saying.
- First date was a party? I think he and Mrs. Rivet met at a very young age if they were still going to parties. Not dinner parties, parties.
- I can see him being moody, but just a bad moody. And can you be moody and outgoing at the same time? I bet Craig could.
- I knew he was going to say Tiger Woods, and I don't know why. Also, glad he defended him.
- No, not Val Kilmer. Come on, Craig, you're better than that.
- I like red.
- Craig can enforce, but claims he would be a terrible shootout participant. He claims he would go right before Patty Cake. Go look at it on Sabres.com right after Toni's shootout goal.
- I swear I heard a Shark drop a swearing bomb right after he was asked who would be the best role model for kiddies. If this was Buffalo, he would have said ' Goose' in seconds.
- I'm sure Buffalo has given him numerous more reasons to go ' IDIOT!'...positive or not.
- Isn't 250 like 4 Ryan Millers?
- " Who picks the locker room music and do you like it?" - looks over shoulder slowly-
- " This is MY time!" could be a new NHL commercial. Just sayin.
- I would set my apartment on fire just to ride bridal style out of it in his arms. Not gonna lie, not gonna like (even if I tried, Shelby would bust me).
- You are doing a great job, Craigory.
...by the way, yes, his hat does mention studs.
And second...
this CRACKS me up to no end. I love how funny he is, and that he can be talented at the same time (like Peyton Manning!). I don't think he was given a fair chance....
One last thing...
the second piece of Shelby and Tamara vs. HSBC Arena arrived today....
Beware...
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